Safety Comic Gifts

Road Closed Due To Skid Risk

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Safety Barriers

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Fire door.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

Days without an incident.

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Jet Turbine Testing Area

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Athlete

'I baked it especially for you.'

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Living life dangerously 2010.

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"

Security at the Smaller Airports

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!