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'Revenge will be mine.'

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Published but unread poet.

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Stop the big guy!

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Determined little guy.'

Balloons vs. Rockets

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'