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"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'Revenge will be mine.'

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

Witness protection programming.

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

"I own you, homework assignment!"

Wicked E number in an ingredients

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'It's not easy running an organization like this -- you have to be really tactful.'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

The Invisible Man's job interview.

I'm self employed being self employed

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

Anger control course.

'Quit trying to steal my intellectual property.'

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

Bar conversation

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

Hargitay - you're fired!

Spamicide

"IT says they can't solve your problem... I'm from Anger Management."