Anonymous Avenger Gifts

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

Witness protection programming.

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

'Revenge will be mine.'

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

Wicked E number in an ingredients

"I own you, homework assignment!"

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'It's not easy running an organization like this -- you have to be really tactful.'

The Invisible Man's job interview.

I'm self employed being self employed

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

Anger control course.

'Quit trying to steal my intellectual property.'

Bloggers Anonymous.

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

Bar conversation

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

Hargitay - you're fired!

Spamicide