Anonymous Achiever Gifts

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Go! Means NOW!

What else is there to wish for?

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

Tree growing