Itch Avenger Gifts

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

Man using to much bug spray

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Chemical Waste.

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

'Revenge will be mine.'

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

Wicked E number in an ingredients

"I own you, homework assignment!"

"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."

"Sorry, I don't do fleas."

"Last time, eat your greens or your dad does the Trump Dance...."

I'm self employed being self employed

Lobster bib: lobster monster!

'OK, give him a shove.'

Dog swatting fly with ears.

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

Whump kills....

Human Cull: People who think marriage and parenthood is the only measure of success.

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'

"Miss Jones. You can't report me for sexual harassment just because I offered you a pay rise."

"IT says they can't solve your problem... I'm from Anger Management."