'I know you're listening to me Jimmy...I can hear you grinding your teeth.'
Annoyance Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who prides themselves on their knack for humorous annoyance? Our collection features clever designs that highlight their witty, tongue-in-cheek personality. Perfect for those who always have a sarcastic comment ready or enjoy a little playful aggravation, these items will make them smile—or even laugh out loud. Whether they love a good parody or a cheeky nod to their personality, our products are sure to hit the mark and bring a bit of humor to their day.
Sitting in a tree
'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'
'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'
Valentine Day
Love Birds love just being together
Narcissist in the tunnel of love.
You just keep giving.
"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."
A small heart within a big heart.
'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'
"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."
"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."
How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits
"Well, the drug's no good, but the side effects are bitchin'."
"No, I'm scarier."
"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."
"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."
"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"
'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'
The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns
"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."
Man and Tree - I need a hug.
"Did we turn off the stove?"
"A mouse! A mouse!"
Vintage Bumper Cars.
"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"
"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"
'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'
Waiting for Godot - waiting room.
'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'
"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."
'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'
Hopelessly devoted to you.
Love Mix Ups.
Annoyance Aficionado Gifts Collection
Annoyance Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of annoyance aficionado mugs, perfect for those who love their humor served hot with a side of sarcasm.
Annoyance Aficionado Pillows
Find pillows that speak their language—full of humor and attitude, ideal for a lounge or bedroom upgrade.
Annoyance Aficionado Prints
Brighten their space with prints that celebrate their playful frustrations with stylish and funny artwork.
Annoyance Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for the annoyance aficionado, showcasing their witty personality with clever slogans and fun graphics.