Angst Aficionado Gifts

That's when I decided why should I care

The first car accident.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

The Suite Hereafter

"You run into a window, too?"

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

The End is Nigh

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'

Jenga!!!

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Teenage Shakespeare

Punk Angel