Angst Aficionado Pillows

That's when I decided why should I care

The first car accident.

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"You run into a window, too?"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The Suite Hereafter

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

The End is Nigh

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Teenage Shakespeare

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Jenga!!!

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'