Awkward Aficionado Pillows

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Bad Interview Technique

"God help us, it's that guy."

'...and this is the Mess.'

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

A close encounter of the awkward kind

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

Spinach Dating.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

How to injury yourself as an adult

"Michael. ... That's my sleazeball of an ex-husband's name."

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

Lion Toupee

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

Waiting for Godot - waiting room.

Gavin was keen to make a good impression on his first day at work.