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"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"The originator of the office birthday party."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

Man wearing t-shirt with "As seen" slogan

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

The originator of the office birthday party.

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"Just don't be yourself."

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."