Awkward Arrival Aficionado Gifts

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"The originator of the office birthday party."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

"Just don't be yourself."

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'