Awkward Enthusiasts Gifts

The art of regifting

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

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'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

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'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

The originator of the office birthday party.

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"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"Just don't be yourself."