Awkwardness Enthusiasts Gifts

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

Recession the plus side: embarrassing 'water cooler moments' less frequent.

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"You should have told me you needed advice."

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

Dating Disasters: It's your first date and it's Valentine's Day - "Mmm-mmm! These are some dang fine ribs. Ain't you gonna eat yers?"

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.