Awkward Admirers Gifts

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Boy on father's knee

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Babe in the woods!

Cakeless.

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Death Takes A Time-Share

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

'Gloria hates sports bars. Guys always make a pass at her.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Meet the Artist

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

'My client requests a postponement, Your Honor -- he's having a bad hair day.'

'Frogs only! Violators will be toad!'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

'You're a rogue, that's why I love you!'

"Heh heh heh!"

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

Death on the Weekend

'He's beginning to notice girls.'

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'