Awkward Greeting Enthusiast Pillows

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

A man and a woman at a house party

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"So, do you come nowhere often?"

"Come along now, you've got nothing I haven't seen before."

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

'Mom, did I come preassembled or did you and dad have to put me together?'

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'