Fear Aficionado Pillows

'We'll be back, after this commercial break, with more reasons why its not safe to leave your house.'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

A fright of spiders

"No, I'm scarier."

I love Horror Films

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Raincloud Umbrella

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Night of the Zombonies.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Chiller Theatre

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Primitive magician

"I'm the bad guy..."

Swiss army knife

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Horror Stories.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Save the unicorn.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Stonehenge Explained

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated