Fear Aficionado Prints

'We'll be back, after this commercial break, with more reasons why its not safe to leave your house.'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

A fright of spiders

"No, I'm scarier."

I love Horror Films

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'... And this is my cellar.'

Raincloud Umbrella

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Night of the Zombonies.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Chiller Theatre

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Swiss army knife

"I'm the bad guy..."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Stonehenge Explained

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Save the unicorn.

Horror Stories.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."