Phobia Aficionado Pillows

"Fear Factor" Rejectees

'Do you have Vertigo?'

'For a shy bladder, I'd recommend these shoes.'

"In this model we keep the cell phone charged for 6 months just in case..."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Raincloud Umbrella

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Night of the Zombonies.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Primitive magician

"I'm the bad guy..."

Swiss army knife

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Sitting in a tree

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Stonehenge Explained

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Save the unicorn.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Valentine Day

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Gremlins 47