Phobia Fanatic Pillows

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dog Nightmares

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

Chiller Theatre

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Ghost School.

Dead Funny

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Horror Stories.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...