Phobia Phanatic Pillows

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Scary stuff

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

Monster Realtor

Horror writer.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Dentist Trip

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Superhero with Acrophobia

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

I, Scream.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"No, I'm scarier."

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Agoraphobic Explorer

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'