Phobia Pillows

Wally is nearly 100% squirrel proof.

'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

Up, Down, Plummet (waiting for elevator)

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Woman climbs up a tree to escape a scary mouse.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Huddling Lampposts

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Scary stuff

"Pencil eraser."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Monster Realtor

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Dentist Trip

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

"No, I'm scarier."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Agoraphobic Explorer

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'