Phobia Researcher Pillows

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Dead Funny

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Pencil eraser."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

What's Their Secret?

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

Death By Mattress

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"No, I'm scarier."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Agoraphobic Explorer

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."