Phobia Expert Pillows

'It must be the burglars, Manfred, you know how they frighten him!'

Claustrophobics' Club

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Pencil eraser."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

What's Their Secret?

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Superhero with Acrophobia

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Death By Mattress

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Agoraphobic Explorer

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'