Phobia Expert Prints

'It must be the burglars, Manfred, you know how they frighten him!'

Claustrophobics' Club

Dog Nightmares

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Pencil eraser."

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

What's Their Secret?

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Superhero with Acrophobia

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

Death By Mattress

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Agoraphobic Explorer

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Psychiatrist. Claustrophobic, eh? The doctor is pretty busy today, but maybe I can squeeze you in.

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'