Phobia Enthusiast Prints

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

'Oh come on Justin, you know I'm terrified of luggage.'

Woman scared of bug

A fright of spiders

'Gervaisaphobia': The feeling that Ricky Gervais is everywhere.

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"Pencil eraser."

"I keep telling you - vertigo is NOT a fear of heights!"

Dog Nightmares

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

Food chain.

What's Their Secret?

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Death By Mattress

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"No, I'm scarier."

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."