Phobia Enthusiast Mugs

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'Oh come on Justin, you know I'm terrified of luggage.'

Woman scared of bug

A fright of spiders

'Gervaisaphobia': The feeling that Ricky Gervais is everywhere.

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"Pencil eraser."

"I keep telling you - vertigo is NOT a fear of heights!"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Food chain.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

What's Their Secret?

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"No, I'm scarier."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Death By Mattress

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

The Scream at the movie theater.