Phobia Explorer Mugs

'Doctors scare me.'

'Stephen's fear of heights is particularly bad today.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'I can't climb up there, I suffer from vertigo!'

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

Long hair on the face and on the head phobia.

'I hate snakes.'

"Today we're discussing phobias that involve boiling water and mashed potatoes."

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

'How long have you had this fear of heights?'

'To be honest? A little claustrophobic.'

'George has a fear of being buried alive.'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"Why doesn't Birdie go soaring on high like other birds?" "Because heights make him dizzy!"

A bunch of sharks swim towards a nuclear explosion.

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"O.K., let's see this 'giant spider.'"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Dead Funny

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

This is your brain on cartoons

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"You call that worrying?"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'