Phobia Seeker Mugs

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Dog Nightmares

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Once more, with fury."

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

"Pencil eraser."

Stephen King

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

What's Their Secret?

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Death By Mattress

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

"No, I'm scarier."

Cinderella

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.