Phobia Seeker Pillows

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Dead Funny

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Once more, with fury."

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

What's Their Secret?

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"No, I'm scarier."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

Death By Mattress

Cinderella

Trick or treat surprise.