Phobia Challenger Pillows

Andy finally embraced his fear of heights.

"You have to WANT to conquer your fear of shearing, Milton!"

Dog Nightmares

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

What's Their Secret?

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Death By Mattress

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"No, I'm scarier."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."