Phobia Challenger Pillows

Andy finally embraced his fear of heights.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

What's Their Secret?

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"No, I'm scarier."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Death By Mattress

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'