Phobia Aficionado Mugs

"Fear Factor" Rejectees

'Do you have Vertigo?'

'For a shy bladder, I'd recommend these shoes.'

"In this model we keep the cell phone charged for 6 months just in case..."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'... And this is my cellar.'

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Night of the Zombonies.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Primitive magician

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Swiss army knife

Sitting in a tree

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Stonehenge Explained

Valentine Day

Save the unicorn.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Horror Stories.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Gremlins 47

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'