Paranoia Aficionado Mugs

"Gentlemen, one of us is a mole!"

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Paranormal A-Z...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

The End is Nigh

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Clandestine cows.

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Rattache

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

A spy peering round the corner.

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."