Spooky Aficionado Mugs

Creepy Delivery.

Spieler of the House

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Out To Lurch

Paranormal A-Z...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Horror Stories.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Halloween Support Group

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Punkins

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'