Paranoia Aficionado Prints

"Gentlemen, one of us is a mole!"

Three dozen scones, three dozen boxes of your best tea

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

The End is Nigh

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Clandestine cows.

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Rattache

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

A spy peering round the corner.