Phobia Researcher Gifts

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Dog Nightmares

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Pencil eraser."

What's Their Secret?

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Death By Mattress

"No, I'm scarier."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Agoraphobic Explorer

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

Psychiatrist. Claustrophobic, eh? The doctor is pretty busy today, but maybe I can squeeze you in.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.