Phobia Philosopher Gifts

Agoraphobic Explorer

The monsters are no longer under the bed

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

'How long have you had this fear of heights?'

Living in a glass house phobia.

Spider Horror Movies

'My fear of heights ensure I never take the moral high ground.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Pencil eraser."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Monster Realtor

Food chain.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Dentist Trip

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Caterpillar Paranoia

Superhero with Acrophobia

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse