Phobia Philosopher Prints

Agoraphobic Explorer

I'm afraid of heights.

The monsters are no longer under the bed

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

'How long have you had this fear of heights?'

Living in a glass house phobia.

Spider Horror Movies

'My fear of heights ensure I never take the moral high ground.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Pencil eraser."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Dentist Trip

Monster Realtor

Food chain.

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Superhero with Acrophobia

Caterpillar Paranoia

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

I, Scream.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'