Phobias Gifts

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

'Look, I don't expect you to understand this, but the thing is, I'm deathly afraid of water. . . always have been.'

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"The state of the world has pushed Henry wayyyy beyond his fear of gluten."

Phobias.

'Could you leave the door open? I get claustrophobia.'

Superhero with Acrophobia

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

Arachnophobia.

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Dead Funny

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

'Yes - He's armed.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

Telephone Phobics Society

Every car I buy is a lemon phobia.

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"In this model we keep the cell phone charged for 6 months just in case..."

"Seriously? You're afraid of heights?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Killer cockroaches - that would be something to worry about."

"Leave us alone. I am a behavior therapist. I am helping my patient overcome a fear of heights."

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

Dentist Trip

"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"

"Looks like we have mice."