Phobia Fan Gifts

Jackson's greatest fear was that he would die laughing.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

What's Their Secret?

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Death By Mattress

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"No, I'm scarier."

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Scary Movies!

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.

"Help!"