Fright Fan Gifts

Scary Movies!

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Silence of the Chickens...

Chiller Theatre

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Zombie pet tricks.

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Zombie Problems

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Halloween Selfie

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

The Smell of Fear

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'