Fear Factor Fans Gifts

"...I'm a bit scared!"

Skiing.

Chiller Theatre

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

'Mice escaped again@?'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Horror writer.

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"No, I'm scarier."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Trick or treat surprise.

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

The Scream at the movie theater.

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'