Fear Aficionados Gifts

"Now I have another reason to hate clowns."

Chiller Theatre

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"You're afraid of what?"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Stephen King

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Witch's spell check.

Horror writer.

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

Halloween 2008.

Count Flatula

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"No, I'm scarier."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

'Thin enough?'