Fright Fans Gifts

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Bowled over again!

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Chiller Theatre

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Silence of the Chickens...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Pastries and Candy

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Divine Desk Bins

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Open House of Horrors

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Zombie Problems

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Regular or decapitated?'

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Well, we got the grant."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning