Fright Fanatic Gifts

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Chiller Theatre

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Giant Monster in Bath

Catasaurus

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This will be a tricky operation."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Dragon and Dragoff

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Self Help / Elf Help.