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Horror

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

The Fourth Little Pig

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

Chiller Theatre

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Characters jumping out of a book.

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

"What the hell took so long?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.