Fear Fanatic Gifts

Chiller Theatre

"I'm thinking of making a career change into fearmongering."

'You didn't have to be so realistic about your fear of the unknown!'

'Ever since I can remember, the only thing I've wanted to do is make people have nightmares.'

Horror writer.

"I think there's something out there."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This will be a tricky operation."

Dragon and Dragoff