Fear Fan Gifts

"Goodbye, Cucuy. You've been a great bogeyman...too bad the kids aren't scared of you anymore. But I found someone who'll be much more effective."

Skiing.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Chiller Theatre

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Zombie pet tricks.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Halloween Selfie

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

The Smell of Fear

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

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