Fear Fan Prints

The Petrified Florist.

"Goodbye, Cucuy. You've been a great bogeyman...too bad the kids aren't scared of you anymore. But I found someone who'll be much more effective."

Skiing.

Chiller Theatre

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Halloween Selfie

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Smell of Fear

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'