Fright Night Fan Gifts

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Chiller Theatre

Silence of the Chickens...

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Open House of Horrors

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Devi's brew?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'There's an imposter among us!'

"We should start wearing masks."

Classic Emojis for sale.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Zombie Problems

Monster Self-Help

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Regular or decapitated?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'